greelin:

greelin:

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

wagging my finger and everything

aropride:

shirt that says “i’m not high i just love saying insane sentences that don’t make sense”

isiahmustdie:

zombiozoid:

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

i mean the EDGE of the counter yeah. not a flat surface yall are animals

chthonicillness:

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

official-kircheis:

maxknightley:

maxknightley:

maxknightley:

man. the star wars sequel trilogy could have been so good if they hadn’t fucked it up

all the pieces were there. compelling main characters. unsubtle social satire. the main characters from the OT being jaded and frustrated by the way things turned out. funny ball robot.

it’s a shame that the plot of the first one was a rehash and disney decided that it was a really good idea to repeatedly switch directors and writing teams

me watching the force awakens in 2015 like “wow! john boyega is CRAZY good in this. I’m excited to see where his character goes, especially with the obvious hints that he’s force sensitive”

and then over the next several years seeing naught but flaming wreckage on the horizon

@triviallytrue

disgustinggf:

therehavebeenstranger:

i talk my shit but do you guys remember being 12 and in 2008 and you heard viva la vida by coldplay for the first time and you were like fuck this is so powerful. i’m going to kick the ass of god

lizardsfromspace:

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan “where the deals are so low, it’s almost criminal!” and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You’re not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

pathologising:

so weird to act like men did not create and do not uphold the environment that makes it hostile for men to talk about their mental health because they literally do

natureisthegreatestartist:

Pretty, yes? Here’s an example of the Glass Gem corn I grew this year. I used pink kernels from a cob I grew last year. Voila! Lustrous corn with pink and pearly hues.

shetheyslain:

I would never be mean to my friend and lover public transport but the bus does take the piss sometimes

justabittraumatized:

one of the many reasons Fleabag is so heartbreaking and relatable is because no one ever chose her. Not her family. Not her lovers. Not her supposed “soulmate”. The one person that picked her died. She was no one’s choice or option, not even to herself. The way we can feel her loneliness through the screen is enough to make me collapse into a mess of tears on the ground and shake uncontrollably

ur-daily-inspiration:

Baby penguin 🧊❄

moonieisa:

i know it’ll pass but. can it pass a little quicker thanks

papayajuan2019:

i dont want any more emails